A conversation between me and my sister. We were driving in N Alabama, along with my other sister and my beautiful stepmom. We had stopped for a potty break.
Me: do we have any trash to throw away?
My sister, riding shotgun: don’t throw away my diet coke can.
Me: is it empty?
My sister: no, I’ve been nursing it for a while.
Me: oh, really? I think I would have noticed that….